Kids are cute. I wish I could split myself in three ways, so that one of me could have a kid, one of me can adopt, and one of me (this is what I settled on) gets to never raise a kid. Kids are annoying.
I think if I ever do decide I want to nurture someone—that’s probably not the right way to phrase that, or why people want kids, but how would I know?—I’ll adopt. Other reasons aside, it’s because I don’t want to name anyone.
Every name I think of has something negative attached to it. I’ve never met anyone named Diana, though, which is curious.
I liked “Sylvia,” but then I heard about Sylvia Likens.
Actually, I could name the kid something anti religious. Those names aren’t common enough to be tainted. A+.